Parisians in Outer Space

And there you'll be in bed with the towel girl...

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And the man said “all that sex and booze is gonna kill you.”

And I said, “man, I sure hope so.”

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Anonymous asked: YOU WAITED ON SID?!?! OMG details please!!

He came into my restaurant with three other pens and I happen to have that table. I didn’t knows it was him at first because his back was towards the bar and when I went over to introduce myself I almost couldn’t talk

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Anonymous asked: Have you ever squirted? What about having a guy cum on your face?

No and yes